Monday, May 30, 2016

The Princeton Review

I first applied for a design job here back in June 2013 (no response). The job reappeared in August 2014, and again I applied. The job appeared again on November 21...


So...what exactly is their definition of "just the right amount of sparkly" here? With what measurement can I gauge this? And "swagger?" WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? Seriously, who the hell came up with these requirements? And even if I had swagger, how would I determine whether it's too much swagger? too little? just the right amount (same as the sparkles and glitter requirement)? Needless to say, the keywords "sparkly" and "swagger" are not on my resume, hence I didn't even bother reapplying for a third time with this dumb Stinkassachusetts company.

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